2009 Contract

A friend shared this email with me and I liked it so much that I will share it with you.

2009 Contract

After serious & cautious consideration . . . Your contract of friendship has been renewed for the New Year 2009! It was a very hard decision to make. So try not to screw it up!!! My Wish for You in 2009 May peace break into your house and may thieves come to steal yourdebts. May the pockets of your jeans become a magnet of $100 bills. Maylove stick to your face like Vaseline and may laughter assault yourlips! May your clothes smell of success like smoking tires and mayhappiness slap you across the face....may your tears be that of joy. Maythe problems you had forget your home address! In simple words . . .May 2009 be the best year of your life!!!

New Years Clearance Sale

I wanted to take a moment and wish everyone a very happy New Year.
Out with the old in with the new. New Years Clearance Sale!
To celebrate, we’re having a New Year sale. Visit our website at http://www.allnaturaljeanie.com to receive up to 50% off now
through Monday, January 5th.

I hope you have a wonderful and prosperous 2009.